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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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