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Farahnaz Pahlavi is the oldest daughter of Mohammad Reza Pahlavi by his third wife, Farah Diba.
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Walston's tube-nosed bat is a species in the vesper bat family Vespertilionidae, found in the Greater Mekong region of Southeast Asia, specifically the Đắk Lắk Province of Vietnam and the Koh Kong and Ratanakiri provinces of Cambodia. This species was discovered in northeastern Cambodia in the Van Sai Protected Forest. They have tube-shaped nostrils, which assist them with feeding.
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