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Derhachi is a city in Kharkiv Raion, Kharkiv Oblast, eastern Ukraine. The town is 12 km (7 mi) northwest of the administrative center of the oblast, Kharkiv. The settlement was founded in the second half of the 17th century as a sloboda. It hosts the administration of Derhachi urban hromada, one of the hromadas of Ukraine. Population: 17,139.
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Josef Ludl was a Czech footballer. He played for Czechoslovakia, for which he played sixteen matches and scored six goals.
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The Gay Hussars is an operetta in three acts composed by Emmerich Kálmán. The piece was Kalman's first operetta and a hit throughout Europe and America. The first version, in Hungarian, Tatárjárás, with libretto by Karl von Bakonyi and Andor Gábor, premiered at the Vígszinház in Budapest on 22 February 1908. The German version, Ein Herbstmanöver, with libretto by K. von Bakonyi and Robert Bodanzky, premiered in Vienna on 22 January 1909. It was so popular there that it prompted Kalman to move to Vienna.
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